canadianslut:

when someone tells me I need to stop eating Doritosimage

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Anonymous asked: how does it feel to get eaten out ?

yungwifey:

Like I’m slipping into a coma

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meadowkitten:

*points to ur lap* is this seat taken

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“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer

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